Saturday, December 1, 2007

Projectile vomiting is not for sissies


I've never really understood what projectile vomiting was. When somebody pukes, it just comes out and there ya go. Well, my friends-I get it now. Moments ago, Tyler was throwing a major fit. I never know when the kid is really hurt b/c he's so dramatic (it's genetic). So he's in bed and Phil comes in to rescue Ty b/c I'm being "mean." I was just telling him to freaking chill out kid!! So then Ty starts to gag a bit, and I said "Oh, are you going to throw up?" And Phil, who's laying right next to him, says "no, he's fine." Well, as he finished his sentence, the puking begins. ALL OVER PHIL! So he jumped up in horror and then it went and went and went. I mean, people I am cleaning the walls. THIS IS INSANITY!!!!

I dry heaved cleaning it up. I need to put some vicks under my nose now. Good night...

26 comments:

Mortensen Baby Farm said...

I am speachless and dry heaving with you...

Anonymous said...

It's kinda hard to show compassion at a time like that isn't it? Hence Jackie's reputation for rolling over and puking on the carpet!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Having children is lovely, isn't it? Last time Emily threw up it went all over Mike's face. ALL OVER. He was horrified...I was laughing inside.

the meyersons said...

The glamour of having children never ceases.

Kellie said...

that is disgusting but so funny

Sherwoods said...

hahaha that's awesome. Have fun cleaning!

spyderette said...

anytime a blog starts out with "i never really knew the meaning of projectile vomiting" you know it's all downhill from there. i feel your pain, girl. xander is the pukingest puker in pukedom.

Unknown said...

Last year on Christmas night Emily was the sickest I'd ever experienced with my kids; she was throwing up every hour and shaking she was so sick. I just remember thinking when I was doing my 4th load of laundry at 2:00 in the morning that I was not cut out for motherhood.....

Jackie said...

I think the picture you chose says it all.

And just to respond to mom's little jab, a person CANNOT be held accountable for waking up puking!! And aren't you glad I did it on the carpet instead of your couch or something?? Freak... you make a girl sleep in the office at Christmastime and she gets all this crap...

Mortensen Baby Farm said...

Jackie...Santa is watching!!!

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