To my family who don't facebook (you should be shunned)

I just randomly remembered a game we did as kids for birthdays and wondered if you did too.

If you were the birthday kid all your friends would get in a line behind you w/ your gift and everyone would chant,

"HEAVY HEAVY HANGOVER THY POOR HEAD. WHAT WOULD YOU WISH WITH A BUMP ON YOUR HEAD"

With the word bump you would get cracked in the head by the gift and smile in pain. Then that kid would make a wish for you and it was usually really weird.

Anyone? Anyone remember this madness? Why are mormons saying this? I learned it in Utah? What is happening? It just seems so wrong and yet so right!!!

Helpful Hint

I decided it was high time I hang a wreath on my front door. I can't use the over the door hook b/c my door won't shut, so I decided on the command hook. After talking to my sister who has had trouble getting the metal decorative command hooks to stay, I went and bought the white plastic one. My sister said she's had no problems w/ them - except for their bright whiteness. My front door is black and after holding it up to the door it was dorky dorky. So - bring on the spray paint. I happened to have black, so I got to work. I just hung it on the door and it looks great! So thanks again spray paint for saving the day. I may have some sort of lung disease at some point from breathing your fumes-but you've made my home very decorative!!!