What do you get when you go to the mall in the evening with your kids? A strange question. That's what.
There were the regular run of the mill teens loitering about. A small group of overly tatooed and over-pierced guys were watching me and I thought, "that's strange. i'm really pregnant and these weirdies are checking me out."
One of them says, "excuse me. do you want to stick your finger through my hole?" (mind you he's had a pretty large gauge plug in his ear and so the hole was larger than a quarter and he's taken the plug out and he's yanking on it. I almost hurled.) I stared at him and said um, no thanks. And then I started to laugh hysterically. Then he asked Phil, do you want to stick your finger in my lobe? Phil of course said yes which was great b/c I was hoping to get this on my camera phone. The kid was a little surprised Phil said yes, Phil said actually he wasn't really that interested, we laughed again and then walked away.
Did I really used to be a teenager?
9 comments:
that's the weirdest thing i've ever heard.
Wow, wow, wow.
I am speechless.
Ben's mind went in the gutter. Surprise, surprise!
I feel the need to cleanse my hands for some reason! You have the most bizarre stories!
Wacky. Can you believe people?
That scares me. A lot. Gross. I need to cleanse my hands, too!!
Luckily, oh-so-luckily, not all teenagers are quite like him.
That is just not right. That is the biggest gage I have ever seen. That is CRAZY!
hannah
I dident dare to read all about it! but i looked at the pic. its very gros! why would some one goin around holding there phone in there ear?
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