My 3 kids are shaping up to be quite the sarcastic comedians. The best part is, they don't even mean to be. Here are 3 funny things that happened this week. I could go on and on, but I forget all of the ridiculous things that come out of their mouths!
CHASE: The other night I was laying in bed with him talking for a bit and he asked, "besides the trampoline, zip line, paint guns, swing set, toys in the basement, the train, cousins, and Grandpa's army toys-what exactly will we be doing at Grandma and Grandpa's house?"
Um, I think you pretty much summed it up kid!
TYLER: Phil and Ty were listening to "I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause" in the car and Ty said, "so basically the mom committed adultery?" and then he finished singing the song like this, "I saw mommy committing adultery. Underneath the mistletoe last night."
Not sure why in the heck he knows that word. And how he knows how to apply it. I always blame the bus.
ELIZA: She doesn't say Santa's sleigh. It's Santa's Slave.
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
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